I am a serial date rapist, girlfriend basher and I would love to collaborate with you on some amazing projects.

Oh yeah, apparently I go around "trying" 2 have teh sexz with my models, and in my spare time, when I did have a girlfriend, I used to knock the shit out of her. What can I say? I am obviously a huge misogynist.

I guess that when your art is =/< SHIT (and a total ripoff) and when you obviously have the brain of a 14 year old MySpace whore, it's probably a decent idea to go around yapping shit to people who are just as useless (and/or) stupid as you are. As I've said in the past, funny thing is, 99% of you will make it nowhere, so whatever it is you enjoy saying about me, will stay very underground, alternative and probably edgy.

The fact that a year has passed, and I've still managed to have such an effect on you that the shit-talking hasn't ended, gives me an immense feeling of total satisfaction. I've proven (if not to others, definitely to myself) that your lives are so adorably petty, that you really have nothing else to do than hurl the same old tired story around the same old tired group of people.

Interesting thing is though, people tend to forget that running around gossiping about others has an equally damaging effect on their own reputation. Fuck the inheritable backlash The people who know me at all can have a good laugh at the sort of shit being spread around about me, and as for the rest of you alt divas, [link] is all I have to say.

And lest we forget, and I are friends now, for reasons so dodgy and controversial, that I could never ever mention them here. I'll leave the speculation to you, seeing that you have so much spare time on your hands

NOTHING(nothing, n-o-t-h-i-n-g) you ever say or do will ever affect my reputation, or my career. The sort of people that swallow up gossip, aren't the sort of people whom I care to associate with, and the direction I'm hoping to take with my work, will have nothing to do with the "scene". You keep at it though, and try your hardest. I'll prob hand out some gold fucking stars next year if this sort of thing is still happening.