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Parazitii - Concentrati in Metropole / Mesaj Pt Eu

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 25, 2008, 4:48 PM


Hand of God





If you can't read Romanian, that's just tough.

"Concentrati in metropole" by

Parazitii

[Cheloo:]

Concentrati in metropole, condusi de GPS
Vom renunta la creier ca se pare ca gandim prea des.
Nu mai exista ghetouri am dat control-alt-del
Avem sanse mari sa reusim sa fim toti la fel.
O sa dam viata reala pt viata virtuala
O sa stam cu laptopu`-n WC`u in era digitala.
Conectati la net, pe mess,tot mai des
O sa privim pe geam afara fara pic de interes.
Din carcere de lux vom evada si vom lega
Prietenii online bazate pe transfer de mega
Colega, vrei o viata sau un blog, alege
Curvele vor suge pula conectate la 3G.
O sa ne-ascundem feţele dezamagiti de realitate,
Dezamagiti total, inconjurati de aparate.
O sa mancam toti pizza ascunsi dupa perdea
Dar o sa luam de jos tigari, poate vorbim cu cineva.
O sa construim case ca sa stam cu lantul pus
O sa ne rugam la printuri digitale, cu Iisus
In plus, vom face numai lucruri bune, evident
O sa implementam si stilul de viata din occident.

[Refren (Ombladon) x4: ]

Vrem paradisul promis cand am iesit din comunism

[Cheloo:]

Plateste 3 $, ia o mancare de cacat
Urca-te-n pat, indoapa-te, baga E-uri in ficat.
Cheama pompierii sa te scoata din casa pe geam
Fii constient ca faci parte din cel mai josnic clan.
Cate drumuri deschise, atatea perspective false
In alt fel spus: Fraierilor stati in case.
Veniti la munca de la 8 la 6, ca pestii-n plase
Apropo, nu vreti niste droguri intravenoase?
Ne irita, munca cinstita, ca nu-i platita
Si cand de caci pe lege te duci pe pula ca-i belita.
Irita-ma, cand dansezi pe dance, ca n-are sens
Sa te gandesti ca te fortezi sa gandesti intens.
Minoritatile au drepturi, majoritatea nu.
E secolul restrictiilor, indiferent ce crezi tu.
Globalizand informatii am ajuns sa cred ca sunt defect
Oare de ce nu pot discrimina dupa aspect?
Libertatea, e un concept total depasit
Avem onoarea de a fi monitorizati prin satelit.

[Refren (Ombladon) x 4:]

Vrem paradisul promis cand am iesit din comunism

Mesaj Pt Europa / Message For Europe [English version]

We aren't gypsies
We don't live in tents
we make efforts
to elevate ourselves
and we don't play music
on the accordion in Vienna's streets
We don't beg with disabilities
to make a fortune
and we don't read palms
in filthy booths.

We don't wear flowered dresses
and don't pick pockets
we don't immigrate to Sweden with 7 kids for to give us welfare
You blame us from Berlin to Pamplona
That I get sick
Suck my dick ,you won't find a single Romanian boarding caravans in Rome.

We freeze in classrooms starting at age 6-7 ,
6 to 7 hours a day without heat, food, or money .

We have poor parents home
and one thing is certain :
we cultivate a desire to achieve something in life
by ourselves alone.

We are challenged by new laws
Made by morons ;
They dance with us
the "dick waltz" goes one step forward two steps back

I fuckin' hate ****
and it's not normal
that my children see
********** licking each other in the mouth ostentatiously on the streets
It's fashionable to be tolerant but we won't reincarnate Sodom .
We can send you our fags as a package to Barcelona .

We are the poor relative
So we can't be brothers
Message for Europe :
I think you're confusing us

We don't have 7 brothers at home
Mom really isn't sick
Dad drank his coffee quickly
and left for work in a hurry .

We go to universities
and spend our last coin on books
We won't ever be garbage men at Amsterdam
We speak three languages and can fly your airplanes
but we, for fucks sake, can't socialize with dumpsters .

We force closed doors
We live with stolen dreams
And we work legally
A year for a fist of coins.

Get this in your skull quickly
Believe us :
We don't eat swans,
We respect each other, and resolve our problems by ourselves.

Curr's and whores
in Madrid fill up your squatter's camps .
We Romanians wait in line to fill the theaters .

We vote with loathing
And it's true that the country's smashed into fine dust
As it's cheaper to lower money's value when you buy a wreck
Money from the EU in 10 years time
disappears in villas
In non-existent roads
and useless technology .

If we have props ,hey sausages, pardon, hey brothers
We can ask for intimate details in "The forest of the Hanged"

x4
I'm inoffensive
But my thoughts are criminal !

Time has run out for this presentation
In the end we must say that Romania is a nation in Africa
We live in tunnels underground
We are cannibals
We hunt rats with the bow
We don't have cars as we jump from tree to tree painted in yellow
And all the buildings you might admire
if you chose to make an expedition on these lands
are built by a superior civilization
With which we have no relation.



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...

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 18, 2008, 4:12 PM


Hand of God

Featured Image



A beautifully emotional black and white spontaneous portrait, which is well composed and designed considering the circumstance.

Congrats mum, you rule.





Free Photography Tips:[link]

Updates:

19th of June

I had the honor of assisting :iconhalohid: and :iconeckyducky: with their fantastic shoot on Wednesday, and I can honestly say it was a TOTAL blast. The concept was: "Bring your one favorite item of clothing" , and I strongly believe you should check the up-and-coming results at :iconteamhyphenpants: . Here is one of their first images:




17th of June


So I tried to start writing a journal before and went seriously blank. I guess the last few weeks have really taken their toll on me. Coincidently, every major assessment at University was also due... and if that was not enough, encountering problems such as not actually being able to afford train fares to Uni definitely did me in. After all, I am human.

Now, you should know very well that I barely ever write serious journals... and I generally despise people who feel the need to share every... insignificant... detail... of their totally uninteresting lives. Not to say that mine is in any way interesting, but I tend to keep things to myself.

Some of you may not have heard from me for a while, and this is the time I am taking to let you know what has been happening and what will happen.

I am halfway through my first year at Photography Studies College [link] . I pretty much owe half of the improvement in my work to this course, especially in terms of retouching. No longer do I chuck the butcher's apron on before heading into Photoshop. It's all adjustment layers, dodge and burn layers, tasteful and minimalistic retouching. Which reminds me... god damn Curves Adjustment Layers are possibly the best way to start on an image. Other than that... my conceptual development has increased, causing orgies of ideas in my already cluttered brain. In terms of how to use a camera... I cannot say I have learned anything new. I had the basics down pat a while ago anyway. Image Design was also a most interesting subject, and totally useful, considering the composition of my images in the past has been less than exciting.

Jesus... Now I'm looking at my older work and I feel like stabbing myself in the kneecap with a screwdriver. The amount of mistakes... the poor retouching... it really surprises me that ANYONE liked my work. All the same, I received encouragement and... here I am now. Hey... I'm not saying I've gotten MUCH better, but an improvement is definitely obvious. Which brings me to one relevant bit of news: Across the next few weeks I will be re-editing and re-releasing(in some cases just releasing) images from some of my first attempts at photography. It could get interesting... or not.

Do not expect a lot of NEW work in the next 6 weeks... because there will not be much at all. Why? Because I have honestly had enough. It's hard for people to understand how hard I push myself... and the standards I set for myself(totally unachievable). I can recall many moments of utter frustration looking at more experienced(not more talented) photographers than myself. All of that was pointless, really. It comes with time, I've started telling myself. I think that... for 1.5 years of experience as an amateur photographer I have done quite ok. Of course, there is ALWAYS room for improvement... but if I keep telling myself that I will never stop shooting, never stop spending money and eventually dry myself out(which would be convenient for some people).

So... overall... you could say I am going to take it easier for a little while. I need to recuperate.


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So, two guys walk into a bar...

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 14, 2008, 10:17 PM
Featured Image



A beautifully emotional black and white spontaneous portrait, which is well composed and designed considering the circumstance.

Congrats mum, you rule.



And then nothing happens, because I never intended to write a joke. In fact, what I am about to write is dead serious, and should be read with the utmost consideration.

The other day, I had the honor of meeting Fleur[:iconhalohid:]. I think I am fair in saying that I had not had so much fun shooting since... well... since my lovely Esther and my dear friend Teagan. It was such a breeze... another person whom I can throw words at... or feelings... and they completely understand what I require of them. Such an immense talent and stunning beauty are not easy to come by... so, if you are from Melbourne and into photography, she is well worth the trouble... and let's be serious, how often do I write ANYTHING nice about ANYONE? I am totally against ass kissing posts, lame tributes and gross exchange of fluids amongst secretly jealous artists. Now, lets not yell HYPOCRISY at Vlad... the least I can do for her is give her all the praise she can get.

So, where does this leave you, the common watcher? Well, I can honestly say you might have something to look forward to from my "collaboration"(only god knows how I hate that word) with :iconhalohid:. Upon selecting and rating the images with my sweetheart, Esther, we both realized we pretty much picked 1 out of 4 shots to be 3/4/5 stars, which very RARELY happens. I am quite curious to see, hear, feel or even smell reactions.


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All My Watchers - Please Read. [Free Stuff]

Journal Entry: Wed May 28, 2008, 2:48 AM
If you were to buy two prints of my work, what would they be?

Please take the time to look through my gallery.

Oh yea, free stuff?

Nope, sowwy.

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Selling Gear!! Check it out.

Journal Entry: Thu May 8, 2008, 1:22 AM
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I love Esther!
I love Esther!
I love Esther!
I love Esther!
I love Esther!


After shooting with this camera for a while, and moving on to a higher end of photography, I am now looking at selling two items from my studio.

1 x Olympus E-500 8.0 megapixel DSLR with standard zoom lens
comes with lens hood, lens filter, 1 batter and charger

1 x FlashPro 500w Studio Light w/ cooling system, radio/flash sync

I am looking at getting $400-450 for the camera and $700 for the Flash, which is in PRISTINE condition and still under warranty in Melbourne.

To see what you can do with just 1 light and this camera, check out:

:thumb83463562: :thumb82991430:


Hi, I am Vlad, the bridge-burner. I am pushy, and extremely unprofessional.

This is one of the many reasons for which I am probably a better artist(and human) than you.

I love Esther!
I love Esther!


<img src="http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd119/solitudo/vlad043.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">

<img src="http://images.meez.com/user/4/9/8/2/3/1/4/4982314_bodyshot_300x400.gif" border="0" alt="Haha_Deleted">

I was going to write something deep, and meaningful. Maybe even keep you up-to-date with my oh-so interesting life. I mean, hell, I wouldn't want to disappoint my massive array of fans. Let's face it, it is absolutely crucial for me to write a journal every few days, in which I secretly seek masses of encouragement and flamboyant words in relation to my "ground-breaking" art.

But hey, that's just "sarcasm" and if you feel charitable today there's plenty of artists in need of dire ass-kissing. Add another 50 favorites to their photoshopography, because it's dark, and most importantly, alternative. In-camera artwork is totally out-dated.

In other news, Obama is going to be the president of the US, 5 suicide bombers were caught shopping at Supre and researchers have discovered that the number "666" refers to the amount of favorites required by gothic artists to feel fulfilled.

8==Ð (.)(.) (|)
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8==Ð (.)(.) (|)

[omg, imaturez]

I love Esther!

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